Do not fear these changes! Like other similar socialist leaders before him–Marx, Lenin, De Leon, Debs, Trotsky, Chavez, and others–Obama seeks to destroy only the most successful among us. You, as a member of the honorable and patriotic middle-class, will only benefit from these changes so that all Americans can enter the middle-class and all equally receive entitlement from our benevolent Socialist government.
But this is a design exercise! Don’t be confused by the politically-charged statements you’ve read thus far. This sort of language appears in this article only by necessity, so that you, the designer, can fully grasp the scope and context in which we’ll be working in this redux exercise. As designers, we need the whole picture in order to do our best work. And since media coverage of this year’s election works to obscure the whole picture, it is important that for purposes of our exercise here we look beyond what the network media outlets report.
Note how past cliches of patriotism are now replaced with far more compelling images. Nothing can inspire as the resplendent likeness of our charismatic leader and the epitome of Socialist solidarity: a single red star. The tagline for the site is also appropriately changed. Yes, a powerful and contextually appropriate beginning to this page.